Wouldn’t it be funny
If your legs were on your head
Then while trying to keep your toes warm
Your bum would stick out of bed

And if your fingers were on your elbows
And your elbows on your toes
Wouldn’t it be awkard
When you tried to scratch your nose

When you wanted to eat your dinner
Whatever could be worse
Than if your mouth was where it should be,
but your head was in reverse

If your feet were pointed sideways
Do you think it would be wrong
If you fell over backwards
And you landed on your tongue

If your eyes were on your belly
While your hands were on your knees
I think you’d hit your head a lot
When walking under trees

But if you read this ditty
And you think it’s all a farce
I’ll be the one that’s thinking
That you’re laughing out of your arse